The team you would join if you were a prepubescent Japanese male tennis player

If we can pretend I don't have fibromyalgia then I would join Rikkai because then I would be able to keep up with all the training and laps that they have to do. But otherwise it would be Shitenhoji because I think I would fit in the best there, or with Rokkaku. I'm guessing that my personality wouldn't be changing with all of this. But, then again, if I went to Rokkaku then I think Bane-san would start kicking me too because I love puns, so I'll stick with Shitenhoji.